Have you ever:
Bungee jumped? Twice
Flew in a hot air balloon? Countless yes
Got a tattoo? Yes, 8 or ten, depending on how you count them
Have a stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit? Yes
Get lost in a country where you don’t speak the language? Yes
Get drunk on Absinthe? Oh yes
Set off a fire extinguisher? Extinguisher no, alarm yes
Eat bizarre foreign food? Yes
Unwisely revisit an ex? Only once
Dial 999? Did it now, nothing happened
Get a pension? Yes, from four different countries, even.
Drive a wickedly cool car? Yep
Have a three year relationship anniversary? Yep, and that was the end of it.
Date against type? Yes
Try class A drugs? After some web research about categories, the answer is no
Dodge a fare? No
Travel to at least one really cool place? Of course
Fall in love? Inevitably
Do something physically challenging? Yes
Go for a skinny dip? Yes
Go on a blind date? No
Have sex al fresco? Yes
Have sex in a car? Yes
Have sex at work? Yes
Engage in bondage? Hmmm…
Yelled out a wrong name in bed? Miau! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqg6BNSUG5Q
Go 69? Here I draw a line in asnwering these questions…
Go to a festival? What kind of question is that? 69 festival?
Dye your hair? Yes
See a stripper? Yes
Kiss someone against your sexuality? Yes
Have a proper girlie / blokie holiday? Yes, both of them!
See an opera/ West End show? Yes, both
Go on a rollercoaster? Yes
Rock in a mosh pit? Rock yes, mosh pit no (what exactly is a mosh pit anyway?)
Get arrested? No, but mom called police once when I did not show up
See some porn? Yes
Undergo pubic depilation? Yes
Ride on a motorbike? Yes
Sleep under the stars? Yes
Move out of your parent’s house? Yes
Get on telly? Yes, thrice (news and two TV shows, maybe smth more)
Have had taken a picture of you naked? Mhmmh
Made money illegally? Hai, employer did not want to pay taxes
Had a one night stand? Hai
Been in a fist fight? Hai, with a Russian boy when I was nine. He hit my in the stomach so hard I couldn’t breathe. He started it, too… Whine.
Slept with your best friend? Err. Yep, I can say my boyfriend was my best friend, sure.
Had sex in a public place? Hai.
Ditched work to have sex? Not yet.
Slept with a member of the same sex? Define slept.
Seen someone die? My dog…
Ran from the police? No, and never will.
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? Yes.
Worn your partners unmentionables? No comprendo.
Fallen asleep at work? Yes. School, work, public transportation, you name it.
Used toys in the bedroom? Mmmm…
Ran a red light? Yes.
Been fired? Yes.
Been in a car accident? Yes.
Pole danced or done a striptease? Kind of, but it does not count.
Loved someone you shouldn’t? Yes.
Sang karaoke? Oh god yes.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Of course.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Khkkkh
Caught someone having sex? Nope
Kissed a perfect stranger? Mmm, not in that way
Shaved your partner? No
Given your private parts a nickname? No
Ever gone in public without underwear? Course
Had sex on a roof top? No, but nice idea
Played chicken? Huh?
Mooned/flashed someone? No
Do you sleep naked? Smtimes
Blacked out from drinking? For a short while only
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day?
Been with someone because they were in a band? Nooop
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? Yeeep
Shot a gun? Yes
Gone outside naked? Not to start with, but may have ended up so
Cheated in a relationship? Not to start with, but may have ended up so…